What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:02

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
Moonraker
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
How did my ex move on very fast?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.